diS izda bestest chOppin expeeriunz ebber! I chOpt da priceS ann i cHopt dA sAles CLerK an i ebEn chopt da chOppiN kArt! cHopS fEr evEryGob!

wEll iT tUrnz out dat dissiz NOT HoRka's hOuSe a CuMBusTibul uNNeRwaRe LikE I tawt iT wuZ, bUt iT weRkt oUt ok EnnYwayz. sO daTs guUd i gUess.

DIS STOR IZ UNFARELEE BYASSED AGGINST OGURS! NO OGUR FINGS ANYWARES! JUS A BUNCHA STOOPID GOBBINS! SO STOOPID

gromBLar

guD kWaLLiddy sTuFf. i jeS doN rillY uNNeRstAn whY aLL diS StUff godda sEy GoBbliNTown onnit. gObbiNtOwn iz evErwaRe rite? inNit a lil liKe wArin a shURt dAt seZ "GO ERF!" oN da FruNT? seEmz rEduNnint.

i Luv dis sTor. i gOt grOKlyusS prezZantS FeR all my nANas frum diS sTOr diS yeEr. wUN stOPp sHopPin iS da besT. aLSo da wun nAna I gev a HoOdietop to tinKs sHeeza NinJA nOw.